Immortality

A young and impressionable Janelle

Is your skin revealing your age?

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Keep it a secret.

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And if your truth shows through,

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Minimizes fine lines in only 60 minutes

Fights 15 signs of aging

You wouldn’t want to look like

your mother,

now would you?

Our mirror has 3x magnification

Your pores are huge!

That’s a bad thing,

don’t you know that?

It’s embarrassing.

You wouldn’t have known how ugly,

how old you truly are

without our help.

No,

There’s no need to thank us.

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All your friends love it

Look, they’re laughing

with no laugh lines.

They are happy again.

Can’t you see?

Like they were in their 20s

Like they were in their 30s

Like they were in their 40s

You’re not happy

Unless you’re yearning

For the past.

Everyone’s doing it.

Don’t be left out.

It’s part of your routine.

Brighten dark eye circles

To pretend you sleep well

Tighten your skin

To make a good impression

All you need is

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Look 15 years younger in 15 minutes

Regenerate your youth

Restore the radiance you once had

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Janelle Langdon

Janelle is a freelance copywriter and editor based out of Vancouver, BC, where she has lived since 2022. She is originally from Silverdale, Newfoundland and holds a BA in Creative Advertising from Humber College in Toronto, Ontario. Since graduating in 2018, Janelle has worked at several design agencies, and now offers her work freelance. When she’s not adapting to brand voices, she likes to write about her coast-to-coast lifestyle and personal experiences with mental health.

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